For many, a car is just a way to get from point A to point B; for other folks, it’s an extension of their expression. This could take the form of custom mods, slick paint jobs, or to a lesser albeit more affordable extent, custom vanity plates. When you’re stuck in traffic sometimes a funny plate helps break up the monotony with a slight chuckle. For those with hilarious vanity plates, we salute you. The world wouldn’t be the same without your filthy, dirty jokes.
1. He’s trying to become somebody’s dad.
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2. Anybody remember this funny made-up word?
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3. 0 turds? No problem!
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4. Wow, what’s an “EINER”?
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5. It’s for the children!
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6. EPIC FAI-
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7. He’s right! It is in the Bible after all!
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8. Wow, she must be the nicest mom, huh?
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9. A55 RGY???
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10. “Objects in your mirror may be closer than they appear.”
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11. Hmmm… fair point.
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12. Thank you for letting me know.
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13. Suh, dude?
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14. A wise piece of advice.
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15. An excellent plate for a mid-life crisis.
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16. Good for you, Florida.
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17. Hmmm… is this for Mrs. Hart or Mr. Shart?
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18. Public Service Announcament below:
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19. Alright, California.
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20. Who gets this one…
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21. I mean… thanks for warning the public…?
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