The 15 Funniest Knockoff Store Brand Cereal Names

Cereal is one of the most universally loved foods, but not everyone can shell out for the name brands they love. The next best thing? The knock-off store brand cereal! Pretty much every store has them, but some of the names they choose for them are downright ridiculous. Have you eaten any of these?

Pranks

If you thought the Trix bunny was a prankster, just wait until you meet the sly fox who will always steal your Pranks.

Live It Up!

Nothing like a positive message to get your morning going!

Fruit Spins

“Spin” just doesn’t have the same ring that “Loop” does. But, hey, it’s a Great Value!

Crisp Crunch

Not sure how this one got past the trademark lawyers.

Crisp 6

The imitation here just seems kinda desperate.

Apple Orbits

That apple is definitely from another planet.

Crispy Hexagons

The title “Crispy Hexagons” is enough to make you want to go back to bed.

Confruity Crisp

Would you ever eat anything that had this creepy lizard on the front of it?

Marshmallow Magic

This rabbit is terrifying, but he’s onto something: The marshmallows ARE the best part about Lucky Charms.

Cocoa Nuggets

This monkey is a little too excited to be eating chocolate in the morning.

Freaky Fruits

This guy is definitely freaky, that’s for sure.

Fruitti Rings

Start your kids off right in the morning with a lesson in how to spell things terribly wrong.

Bunch O’ Cinnamon Squares

Now that’s a straight-forward title. Also, bonus points for the baby elephant that’s just in the corner for no real reason.

Circus Balls Cereal

Any cereal title with the word “balls” in it is going to be somewhat questionable.

Koo-Kies!

This is definitely a kooky way to spell “cookie.”