1.
Congratulations, you have a cool dad.
2.
Did he make that?
3.
He’s still figuring out the emojis.
4.
The classic voice text while driving.
5.
What a thoughtful, creative gift.
6.
A bit of a lapse in communication on that one.
7.
I shouldn’t have laughed but I did.
8.
I feel like there’s more to the story.
9.
Apparently nothing.
10.
The fatherly urge to be disgusted by anything remotely healthy.
11.
He’s asking the hard-hitting questions.
12.
Bonk.
13.
That’s one way to apologize.
14.
I hope he didn’t just remember the cats.
15.
Is Robert okay?
16.
It can’t possibly be that hard to type on a smartphone.
17.
I wonder how many freighter pics have been sent.
18.
Figure it out, Carly.
19.
Looks great, grandpa.
20.
This is wholesome.
21.
Wait, what was the England thing?
22.
I feel like you could have said work.
23.
Poor Uncle Mark.
24.
Dads are the only people who could pocket text on an iPhone.
25.
I think they hit the nail on the head.
26.
That took a turn.
27.
It’s the no context whatsoever for me.
28.
I don’t think that called for a yeet.
29.
He’s an ogre, dad.
30.
Are you sure about that one?
31.
Thank you, dad.
32.
Aren’t we all?
33.
In his defense, they are very fun.
34.
You can’t come back from that.
35.
Out there vibing.
