“I was using speech text while walking to my car and I did not proofread this”

Not The “Dead Grandma” Excuse

“Class tonight- SWAT”

“My professor sent us an email saying we had a really important reading to do before our first class today which I thought was bad enough but then I looked at the reading and it got so much worse”


“A student emails his professor while drinking”

College Professors Be Like:

“My mom’s middle school student sent her this email”

“Late” Assignment

Welp, That’s Awkward

“Excused Absence” For A “Holiday”

Professor Wilson Is Going Through It
